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Yozozutetsuya!
Yes?
What did you say?
I told you no, I don't like Tetsuya anymore.
Are you coming with us, Tetsuya?
No, because Tetsuya has so much brainpower,
does he need Tetsuya's charisma?
Tetsuya is so...
Why are you speaking so harshly?!
Yozozutetsuya!
So which of you is going?
I'm coming with you, Tetsuya.
Are you okay with Tetsuya?
- I'm okay with Tetsuya. - Sounds fun!
So, this video is orange television, right?
That's right.
I've dug up the truth of the situation and came here for it.
Okay, we'll get into the topic.
I've mentioned it before,
In Tokaayan, there is a channel that has a core viewer who says "Tokaayan, you're so bad" or "Tokaayan, put it together"
When I see that, I think you guys are funny
No, it's really funny
- It's funny - I don't know, I don't watch it
- I don't watch it - You don't like it?
Yeah, I think it's funny on its own
That has funny parts put together, so of course it's funny
But I think there are too many videos
There are so many
So you guys have too many funny parts
Yeah, but even if there are too many, I think there are too many
So I watched it calmly and there are a lot of parts that say "don't put it together like that"
Yeah, I know
Because you put it together for each theme
- There are parts that say "oh, I remembered that" - Yeah
So I pay attention to those kinds of parts that have too many parts put together
And today, I'm going to reverse that and do a "Tokaayan, put it together" intro quiz
But if you do that, you have to pay someone who puts it together for Tokaayan
- Are you sure? - Is there a copyright or something like that?
As expected, that's good
For now, those people don't get paid for it
But if they do get paid for it, it'll be beneficial for us
That's been the case recently, right?
We follow the rules and say "thank you" or something like that
Today, we have three of you
- Three of you? - I thought you were going to say "five of you" again
- Tokaayan, Ranking - Yeah, I know
- Ryuji - Yeah, I know
- Tokaaylist - Oh, Tokaaylist
Oh, but you know, we're not newbies
We have a reward for today's winners
- Wait, is it Tetsuya today? - We have a reward for Tetsuya
- You lost, didn't you? - If it's now, I can go back to my house, right?
- If it's now, you can go back - By the way, the reward is...
I'm just saying this now, but...
- The five of you will make a cool poem for the winner - Wow!
It's a cross!
- Five of you will do it? - You'll do it?
- What?! - Seriously?!
- Seriously?!
- I'll do it with a steamed egg - Oh, a steamed egg!
- Then I'll do it with a steamed egg - Please do!
- A steamed egg - Thank you
- Wow, you're eating a steamed egg - Wow, you're eating a steamed egg
Okay, let's get started!
- Okay - Okay
- Please do it in space - Okay
- Oh, so space is faster - Space is faster, so...
- If you do it... - Death penalty?
- Death penalty - Death penalty
Okay, first question
This is a very difficult and subjective point of view that you can't do on your own
Well, we're asking someone for help
We're asking someone who has a deep faith in us for help
This is...
- We're asking Mr. Ogierich for help this time - Are you a detective?
- I'm a little nervous and it's difficult - Detective?
- What? - Really?
- I've never heard of it - I've never heard of it
I've heard of it, but it's made of gum syrup and black tea beans
- Is it gum syrup? - It's already dangerous
- Wow! - Wow!
- Okay, you were aiming for it - Wow!
- Shibaru! - Tessya Bose's "use this photo" issue
- Correct! - Wow!
- Wow, I see - I think I know what it is
- This is interesting - Wow
- You're using it too much - You're using it too much
- If you use detergent, it's boring, so you use this - The correct answer is...
Tessya Bose's "use this photo" issue
- Correct! - You're using it too much!
- You're using it too much - You're using it too much
- By the way, this is the first place - It's too early for that
- You know what?
- Please, Detective Shibaru! - Use it too much!
- Use it too much!
- You can do it - What?
- What?
- It brings back memories - It does
I don't know why, but it's number one
- Next up - Yes
- This is difficult - Okay
- It's heavy - Let me smell it
- It brings back memories - Right?
- Isn't it crazy? - Critical!
- Critical!
If all of them are the same, it's a critical win
If you don't eat this, you'll die
But if you open this, you'll die
- This is how you feel - What?
- Even if you sweat, you'll sweat - What?
- What?
- Tetsuya sweats a lot - Correct!
- What? - Wow!
- Sweats a lot? - The correct answer is
- "Sweaty" Tetsuya sweats a lot - What?
Tetsuya sweats a lot
When I first ate it, my hands were sweaty
I was sweating a lot in the second one
And now you said "sweaty"
Sweaty
Not only in the scene where Tetsuya is touching his mouth and saying "sweaty, you're amazing"
But also in the scene where he's just shaking his hand and saying "sweaty"
You remember, don't you, Shofuku-san?
I guess our points of view are different
Okay, next
Hello, everyone
I'm Fumigare
This time, I'm going to talk about my evaluation
Silence, silence, silence
Yes!
What?! This is...
"Tetsuya's "God's tongue"
Correct!
- This is easy - This is easy
"Tetsuya's "God's tongue" Part 1"
- There's still a "Part 1" - Right
- "Tetsuya's "God's tongue" Part 1" - It's being played in the comments a lot
- Right - Like, "Tetsuya's "God's tongue" Part 1"
This is the one I liked the most out of all of these "tongues"
"Tetsuya's "God's tongue" Part 1"
Today, I'm going to use this rain
and dye my hair blue
and wash it away like that
My face is going to be the center of the screen
This is how it looks like it's washed away
Wait a minute
- Hand spinner? - Hand spinner?
Okay, this is also okay
I'm going to fix my posture
What?
You know something about Shibayu, right?
What is it?
Yes!
Shibayu, Aoshu!
Correct!
What is Aoshu?
Aoshu!
Amazing!
What is it?
Is it that common?
I feel like it's getting more and more common
The correct answer is
Aomina, Shiba and Yusuke
What I just noticed is that
in Genie's video
there was a blue me
That means...
This is the ultimate masterpiece, right?
Open your eyes!
Hey!
You used to be that blue
By the way, that hair case
When you dye it in the rain, it looks really good
With that hair case, you still have something left
No, no, no
This is called "face framing"
Don't say it like it's a movie
It's called "face framing"
The fifth question!
A girl's Shiba and...
A dark fish
A dark fish and honey
A dreamy rice
A dreamy rice and steamed dumplings
A cheese beef bowl and a large Tetsuya
Goodnight...
Is it okay?
It's not bad, right?
It's about bedtime...
It's not bad, right?
That's good!
hypotheses about love
And that's about it
And, let's do it, are you ready?
hypotheses about love
So, you drank two cups of honey and drunk loads of steamed dumplings
And, that's about it
And you?
smoking!
large-scale smoking
What does that even mean?!
What are you both doing?!
Be quiet!
You two!
Toshimitsu-kun, you got injured.
It's not Toshi's fault, is it?
Hey, stop it!
What are you talking about?
It's not Toshi's fault, is it?
Seriously?
Toshimitsu-kun, you got injured.
Do you want me to pay you back?
No, it's fine.
What is it?
I have something to tell you.
What is it?
I bought a new house.
Toshimitsu-kun, now?
I'll pay you back about two percent of what you gave me.
Oh, with things?
Two percent?
Isn't two percent usually hundreds of yen?
I have a novel, but I didn't write it.
You don't have a novel, do you?
Let's say ten.
Butter...
Ten!
Eleven!
Nine!
Your hair is crazy.
Your hair is crazy right now.
I'm writing a novel about butter.
So, butter...
I'm hungry.
I want to eat it.
Damn it!
What is it?
Open it up.
Yaban!
Wow!
Yaban!
Yaban is a manufacturer.
Is that so?
Someone gave me a lot of money.
This is Nankintama.
Shoshoi!
Shotei is Nankintama!
Hey!
You're saying funny things.
You're right.
I'm going to write a novel about...
Butter!
What is it?
I don't know.
I really don't know.
I'm going to say it.
You're just saying random things.
Tokaioya...
Kokoemashi state.
What?
It's like that.
Bingo!
Okay!
Tokaioya...
Nakayoshi state.
You're right!
Wow!
What?
Wakiyaayai...
Tokaioya...
Nakayoshi state.
It's always Nakayoshi.
I don't know about that!
What do you know about that?
But for this week, we have 3 million sites.
Really? Why?
Then we should get along better.
We should get along better.
Yay!
This is half of it.
There is also a week.
The point is...
Shoya-san is second.
Second, first, second.
Do it properly.
I'm sorry.
Let's go for the sixth one.
I'll say it.
Tokaioya... Kusogei state.
Munagisugo state.
That's correct.
See, I told you.
I don't think it's Munagisugo state.
It's worth pressing it once.
It's too early.
Don't you think you're too proud of yourself to say Munagisugo state?
It's hard for me to say it.
Right?
I want to see you say it.
Munagisugo state.
Keep going.
Wow!
That's right!
It was Munagirio state.
This is difficult.
I'm really nervous.
Isn't everything shallow?
- Did you pass the camera? - Yeah, I did.
- You're not doing it for real, are you? - I'm doing it for real.
- Here it is! - Oh!
- Ewww! - Ewww!
- What's with you?! - Ewww!
- Aaaaaah! - Ewwww!
- That was amazing!
- Oh! - That's a chest-throw!
- You really have a chest-throw! - I do.
- I was wondering when you started doing it...
- I was doing it when I was in college.
- I mean, you've had a moment where you've thought "whatever, I don't care anymore", right?
- I've had a moment where I've thought "whatever, I don't care anymore", right? - I've had it.
- Well, it can't be helped.
- The amount of calculations is too fast. - Let's go to the 7th one. - I'm not a giant anymore, right? - Now, my voice has changed and it has changed. - It's "through my switch". - "Through my switch". - That's it? - "Through my switch". - Correct. - Why are you singing? - I'm a boy who plays and sings. - Why do you only sing these two songs? - There must be a style somewhere. - There must be a style somewhere. - There must be a style somewhere. - There must be a style somewhere.
- What do you want to say? - What is it? - I'm not a boy anymore... - What do you want to say? - I'm not a boy anymore... - That's amazing. What a's- - what a's--I'm in Okinawa.
- Oops. - "Through my switch". - I'm out! This guy is an alien again!
- It's not an alien! - It's an alien! - I want to go to the different part. - I like it. - I thought it'd be a beautiful giant, but it's "through my switch".
I thought it was a beautiful giant, but it was a gap switch!
It's not a beautiful iron switch, it's this!
This guy is not all of the things I've experienced so far!
No, only this!
I have to go for a little different part!
It's true!
It was a vicious gap switch cycle!
Wow!
Wait a minute, that's too strong!
This is 3-3-1!
Oh!
It's dangerous, it's dangerous, it's dangerous!
How many cycles do you have left?
I don't have any more correct answers!
Yes, three more!
I have a cool cycle!
A cool cycle!
It's sad that you made your own cool cycle and didn't use it in the video!
Hahaha!
I'm stupid and stupid, there was something like that in the comments!
And I thought I could cut it, but I didn't do anything good!
I think it's bad!
I think it affects the impression of the video!
Hahaha!
You often continue YouTube!
This guy is trying to make me crazy!
What are you talking about!
I think I'm crazy!
Hahaha!
Don't say it!
Whatever you do, you'll be called a stupid future person!
Let's go next!
I'm going to make you crazy!
Hahaha!
I will go!
Now!
I'm in trouble!
Hahaha!
The wind and rain are amazing!
But I can't tell you what's going on right now!
What is this?
However, in our cold bodies, there is another hot element!
What it is!
A few years ago, I did a shoot in a garbage can!
What is it?
Yes!
As expected!
The city is windy and very strong!
Correct!
Well, well!
Well, well! Matt and pace are!
I can see that we haven't really grown up!
How many times have we failed?
Why do you put it on?
No, but even with a windbreaker, this happens sometimes.
There is! There is!
That's right!
No, but there is a gold microphone or something like that.
The peak is this!
This is because of the camera performance!
Hahahahaha!
This is too bad!
Liar!
What are you!
Hahaha!
It's gross before it's completed!
It's too gross to do it before it's completed!
Question!
Zizan?
Yup.
Zizan?
Who are you?
Zanko and Zizan are!
Zizan and Zazan are toys!
Liar!
Hey!
I said "hey"!
Hey!
What is this?
Is it big?
That's also... my name is...
King-sama!
Hahahahaha!
Yes!
Kinshu!
Correct!
Huh!?
Go!
I was going to mess around!
Kinshu!
I thought you were a development brother or something.
I mislead you, but you got it right away!
So, after this...
I said it earlier, but...
Megasumi-san is here!
Oh!
I can't believe it!
Wow!
I was going to mess around...
Kinshu is a little...
So, Kabuki-san is here?
Kabuki-san and Risto-san's videos are on screen, right?
Maybe...
I think I saw it in America...
At Ross's sleeping pig festival...
He was doing this and that...
So, Risto-san...
I'm sorry for letting you go...
Wow!
Kabuki-san is here!
You're not good at this...
That's too sweet...
So...
This is the last question!
Oh, no!
4 points?
2 points?
No, it's not 4 points...
It's 4.5 points...
2 points, right?
So, for now...
I'm going to be stupid...
If I get this right...
I'll probably get 4.4 points...
And I won't be able to make meat anymore...
Last question!
Question...
80,000 million points!
What?!
- This, this way - Yes, I'll bring it
- No, no, no, no, that's not allowed - It's too new to me
- That's too new - New to me
- There's been a scene like this - So, the last question is 80,000 million points
- Also, there's no question for 80,000 million points - There isn't
- Not at all - There isn't such a time
- What? - It's good if it's 80,000 million or 10,000 million
- First question - Yes
- "su" "shi" "shi" "san" - This is worth going
- That's dangerous, you guys! Watch out! - Be careful
"su" "shi" "shi" of "go"
- Gah! - Uwah!
If you get a lot of goods with that,
most sentences are interesting or content that people don't know about.
It's a content with conviction, so it's a good one.
You're making up a conviction and putting it together again.
Is it too much of a conviction to put it in there?
The winner of rock-paper-scissors takes only the parts and takes the rest.
Taisho, Ryuji, rock-paper-scissors!
Oh!
Taisho, Ryuji, rock-paper-scissors!
Oh, it's over.
No!
- Huh? - No!
It's you!
No, it's not like that!
I'm standing up!
- Correct! - Wow!
Why?!
- Wow! - What's that?
- Are you stupid?! - Your thumb was up!
No, my thumb was up!
- It was like this. - Yeah, it was up.
So I thought it was like a gesture,
and I thought I'd look at one more.
Chant words ranking.
Wow!
It's hard to answer, too!
Wow! It's like, "Should I do this?"
- Right? - Yeah.
- It's like a ranking. - Yeah, like a ranking.
So who's in first place?
In first place is...
Hey! There's no way it's this bad!
- This is it! - Oh, no!
- I know who it is! - This is it!
- Good or bad. - No, no.
- You're the worst. - Good or bad.
♪ Stop lying and hurry up and play the game! ♪
- It's you! - I know it's you!
I didn't write this and this.
But you put in "goo" and "this" in wrong places.
It's not "good." It's "it's."
You just put it in the right place.
No, you didn't!
It's funny how you make fun of me.
So, we won for the first time in a while!
8 million views?
Yes, it was overwhelming.
But we won't complain about it.
Is there anything you'd like us to look for?
I'd like you to look for something cool.
What could it be?
I think we already have it.
We can only show it in this video.
So, we'd like you to look for something you haven't used before.
And we'd like you to find a Pokemon that belongs to the Gosan family.
That's right.
It's about time you showed us something like that.
It'd be nice if we could eat it ourselves.
You're right.
It's like a promotional video.
It's like you said, "It's like Bitcoin."
I'm looking forward to it.
Bye bye!
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